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| Lowell Kanaan by Vylla |
Boston detective Lowell Kanaan has years of experience as an investigator in both the public and private sectors. His door is always open if you need help--don’t let the gruff exterior fool you. His second floor office is located in a cozy heritage building near Fenway Park. Come in and see him, or use the contact form below.
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To: Johnny
From: L. Kanaan
Subject: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:22pm
See above.
To: Lowell
From: John Tilney, Author
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:24pm
Yes. It won’t kill you just to write a bio, you big furry grouch!
John Tilney
Author
Man of Mystery
johntilneywrites.com
To: Johnny
From: L. Kanaan
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:25pm
Lowell Kanaan is a private investigator in the Boston area.
There. Done.
To: Lowell
From: John Tilney, Author
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:28pm
… this is meant to help people who want your services reach out and find you in the darkness of the net! One sentence?! You sound like you’ll tell them to fuck off!
I mean, you may, but they don’t need to know that right off. It’s hardly promotional.
John Tilney
Author
Man of Mystery
johntilneywrites.com
To: Johnny
From: L. Kanaan
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:30pm
It says everything it needs to: My name, what I do, where I am. They don’t need to know my star sign.
To: Lowell
From: John Tilney, Author
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:36pm
They need to know why you’re the right choice! How about something like this?:
Lowell Kanaan spent heroic years fighting for the little guy in the public sector. When it became clear there were other places he could do more, he took his keen nose for people and clues--not to mention the most soulful pair of eyes ever granted to a human being--into the private sector to work for YOU.
His cozy, welcoming second floor office is located in a heritage building near Fenway Park. Come for the Detective Noir ambience, stay for the dedication and capability of the proprietor.
See, now THAT sounds good!
John Tilney
Author
Man of Mystery
johntilneywrites.com
To: Johnny
From: L. Kanaan
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:41pm
No fucking way.
To: Lowell
From: John Tilney, Author
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:42pm
Well.
I guess we could lose the bit about the soulful eyes. It’s played out, that phrase. Good point.
John Tilney
Author
Man of Mystery
johntilneywrites.com
To: Johnny
From: L. Kanaan
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:43pm
Lowell Kanaan is a private investigator in the Boston area. His second floor office is located in a heritage building near Fenway Park.
To: Lowell
From: John Tilney, Author
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:45pm
You are impossible.
Nevermind, I’ll handle it! See you at work tomorrow!
John Tilney
Author
Man of Mystery
johntilneywrites.com
To: Johnny
From: L. Kanaan
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 9:45pm
I’ve seen your idea of handling it. You’re not handling it.
To: Johnny
From: L. Kanaan
Subject: re: Do we really need a website?
Sent: Wednesday, 10:00pm
John?]
